Desi Teachers (Sent by Owais Khan)

Desi Teachers' English:
In class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family :
* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

Pronouncing punishment :
* You, go and under-stand the tree * Why you are late - say YES or NO

And 'Sir' at his best...!!!
*Desi teacher to a boy, angrily: I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?