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Fresh Sardarjee Jokes (Sent by Naveed Roghay)
1.Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2.
4 hightech sardar inventions:
--Waterproof towel
--Solar powered torch
--Book on how to read
--Pedal powered wheel chair.
3.
Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what
---To avoid side effect!!!
4.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
5.
Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
6.
Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
7.
Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
entrance
exam.
8.
Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a
swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
9.
Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
